The Lawn (redux)

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Ages and ages ago, I posted about the lawns, and about grass, and about how we were installing zenith zoysia grass where ivy once was.

Let me tell you how awesome grass is.

No, wait. Let’s start with this little guy:


I think we all know how awesome this little guy is not, right? I was listening to a biologist talk about the zika virus on NPR a few months ago, and when the interviewer said: But we all know we need mosquitoes as an essential part of the food chain, the biologist said: Not this particular species, no, the ecosystems would be perfectly fine if we could nuke them from orbit.

We have a lot of these little guys. Why? Because (and I didn’t know this until Brown and I moved into this house) while mosquitoes breed and spawn in stagnant water, they live under dense vegetation, and they prefer large waxy leaves that trap moisture. Like ivy.

Of which most of our property–hell, our entire neighborhood!–is covered.

A few years back, I started putting grass down on the spots where we had removed the ivy. Now, I’m an environmentalist, and my degree is in environmental psychology, and if you give me any variation of “Lawns are destroying the planet and ivy is much better for everyone, everywhere,” I will punch you dead in the snoot. Because I haven’t mowed or watered in three weeks, and I haven’t fertilized all summer*, and the grass still looks like this:


Zoysia is drought-resistant, requires significantly less mowing during dry periods, and does better on a restricted fertilizer schedule. It’s also shade-tolerant and thick enough to choke out most weeds. I go through and yank a few weeds on my way to the car every day, and that’s it. That’s all I do for maintenance. And it looks like this:


Zoysia grass has a deep root system and offers better overall erosion control than ivy. Getting the front lawn established has played a huge part in keeping the basement dry. It’s a self-healing grass, too: it spreads both above the soil and it in rhisome clumps below. Damage is knitted together within a season.


(Honestly, zoysia grows so well and so quickly that it would probably an invasive pest, except for the fact that the rest of the property is either mulch or ivy. I can yank it out of the mulch, no problem, and I’m eagerly awaiting a winner-take-all cage mach between the grass and the ivy.)

It does go brown in the winter, though, and it does not like being trampled by Puppy. But to be fair, Puppy plays fetch like it’s a high-impact sport, and I’m not sure Astroturf would hold up to him. I’ve had to lace the backyard with some fescue grass to make sure Puppy doesn’t turn the whole thing into a mud pit.

Didn’t have any shots of the winter lawn without the neighbor’s flock of ducks on it.

Now, does this help with the mosquito problem? Maybe? It’s hard to tell, since there were plenty of mosquitoes before the grass, and there are plenty of mosquitoes now. It certainly didn’t make it worse, that’s for sure.

Oh, and this particular blend of grass is much, much less likely to tear down your trees than ivy. I think that will be the next blog post.

ETA: check out how amazing this lawn looks when it’s been freshly cut. It’s fresh! It’s green! It’s…it’s…not ivy!!!


*In the front yard. The back is still being established, and is more resource-intensive at this phase.


4 thoughts on “The Lawn (redux)

  1. Oh, wow, the front of your house looks so pretty and . . . normal? Normal. Yes.

    Also I think this is the first I’ve ever read of you having a degree in environmental psych, or at least the first I’ve read since I decided that what I really wanted to do was go to school forever for environmental soc. That’s really cool!

  2. Holy… responsible lawns are possible!? That’s awesome!
    On an unrelated note, your posts seem to become visible to non-Patrons only after a new (protected) post is up, not after a specific time limit… but maybe that’s just me?

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