Amazon Wishlist: We have no expectations. Or pride.
Angie’s List: We subscribe to this service so we can open conversations with contractors by saying, “Hi, we found you on Angie’s List, and we leave reviews.”
Bill’s Tree Service: Owned and operated by a man actually named Bill. We’ve given them a lot of money.
Bosch: Almost all of our powertools are exclusively Bosch. We’re not getting paid for this endorsement. However, we would be totally okay with getting paid for this endorsement.
Carolina Foundation Solutions: They kept our house from sliding into the Deep Reaches.
GlaxoSmithKline: Makers of fine anti-anxiety and antidepressant pharmaceutical products.
Houzz: Design ideas. Some magical. Some…not so much.
Roscoe’s Garage: Custom plasma-cut metalwork. They made the Beware of Everything sign.
Zillow: Real estate website where we found this house. Fuck you, Zillow. Fuck you in a profound and senseless fashion.